WAT Quotes;
"When I was 8, I would sit in a car and mentally masturbate that I was driving it." (Maxim)
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"I don't eat at Sizzler, but I ask to use the bathroom and always leave with 700 toothpicks." (Maxim)
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"I'm always buying, selling, trading and fixing up older cars. I'm a freelance used car salesman, complete with the ugly plaid jacket and comb-over." (Maxim)
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"I realised I wanted to be doing comedy, kissing girls - cool things like that." (On leaving Law School)
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"I may have had one line, but the back of my ear became famous." (On Speed 2)
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"I landed my first audition, figured I'd get the lead in my second...I was about eight auditions from my Academy Award."
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"I was ready to pack my bags and sell time-shares in Cancun."
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"I am all about trial and error. A lot of garlic, a lot of kosher salt, and a lot of lo-o-o-o-ve."
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"No, I'm not a model. Can this face model? Maybe like a fisherman's sporting-goods catalogue -- but I don't think so." (MSN Entertainment)
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"That's what you're saying. It's funny, but whoever's saying it, I'm going to go along with them. It's a nice feeling. It's definitely nothing conscious [that I did]. I think I have a good time. I love working with the people I work with, and it shows. I don't think there's any recipe for being the 'It Boy.'" (On being famous)
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"I need to fill Molly in on the whole thing. I'd like to have four girls." (On the possibility of becoming a Dad)
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