Season 2 Quotes Guide

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EPISODE #1: WITCH TRIAL
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EPISODE #2: MORALITY BITES
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EPISODE #3: PAINTED WORLD
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EPISODE #4: THE DEVIL'S MUSIC
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EPISODE #5: SHE'S A MAN
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EPISODE #6: THAT OL' BLACK MAGIC
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EPISODE #7: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
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EPISODE #8: P3 H20
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EPISODE #9: MS. HELLFIRE
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EPISODE #10: HEARTBREAK CITY
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EPISODE #11: RECKLESS ABANDON
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EPISODE #12: AWAKENED
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EPISODE #13: ANIMAL PRAGMATISM
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EPISODE #14: PARDON MY PAST
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Prue: It doesn’t look like he feels too awkward to me. Look, Piper, he’s been mortal for what? A couple of weeks now? I mean, I felt bad for him. He doesn’t know anybody and it’s not like there’s a fallen-white-lighters-support group to join or anything.

EPISODE #15: GIVE ME A SIGN
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Phoebe: 28 minutes, 33 seconds.
[Piper looks at her.]
Piper: Really? We ran that long?
Phoebe: No. I’ve been timing how long you’ve been comparing Leo and Dan.
Piper: I haven’t been *comparing*—I’ve just been...talking.
Phoebe: Non-stop.

[Piper and Phoebe walk down some stairs, and find Prue and Bane.]
Piper: Oh... my... God!
[They both look at the situation in shock.]
Prue: Uh... [looks at them in disbelief and in embarrassment] what are you guys doing here?
Phoebe: We’re rescuing you—from the tall dark, and naked man.
Prue: I told you to stay away.
[She puts her hands on her hips.]
Phoebe: Yeah, now I know why. He is yummy. [clears her throat]
Piper: I don’t believe this! We’ve been frantic, worried sick about you thinking you’ve been kidnapped...
Prue: Yeah, I was...
Piper: [points to the side of the bed] Panties.
Prue: Oh, oh! [She rushes to the bedside and picks them up.] Huh, thanks. Look, uh, you guys have really got this all uh—[looks at her underwear in her hand] wrong. [hides it behind her back]
Piper: Yeah, we know. It’s a *trap*. [frowns]
Phoebe: A tall, dark, and naked trap.

EPISODE #16: MURPHY'S LUCK
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EPISODE #17: HOW TO MAKE A QUILT OUT OF AMERICANS
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EPISODE #18: CHICK FLICK
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EPISODE #19: EX LIBRIS
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EPISODE #20: ASTRAL MONKEY
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EPISODE #21: APOCALYPSE, NOT
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EPISODE #22: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WITCH FOR
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Genie: Look, uh, you're probably a little bit upset, huh?
Piper: No, I've moved past upset and straight to pissed off!