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EPISODE #1: THE HONEYMOON'S
OVER(13/2/2001) double episode No quotes yet.
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Phoebe: If I had a dollar for every times an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I'd be rich...
Piper: We have to find a way of hiding the rutabaga.
Prue: The rutabaga?
Piper: It's code word for the thing we're not supposed to talk about.
Prue: Oh, the rutabaga.
EPISODE #3:
ONCE UPON A TIME(20/2/2001)
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Piper:
You better run while you can, you little rodents.
[She stands up and looks up at the sky.]
Piper: I bet you guys think this is real funny don't ya? Haven't you
taken enough from me? You have to send trolls to kick me while I'm down. I had a
nice normal life once and you took that from me. You took my boyfriend, you took
my life, the least you could do is leave me my freakin' car keys. I am a good
person, I am a good witch and damn it I would've made a great wife. And how dare
you take that from me. I deserve... no, you know what? I demand that you send
him back to me. You hear me? Right now. I am going to stand in this very spot
until you send Leo back to me.
Prue: Stairs can be
sobering
EPISODE #4: ALL HALLIWELL'S
EVE(27/2/2001)
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Phoebe:
This costume happens to be a protest statement.
Prue: I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show
cleavage all at the same time.
Phoebe: Thanks.
Prue: By the look of the
clothes I'd say we were in the early 1700's.
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, 15 seconds.
EPISODE #5: SIGHT
UNSEEN(6/3/2001)
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EPISODE #6: PRIMROSE
EMPATH(13/3/2001)
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EPISODE #7: POWER
OUTRAGE(20/3/2001)
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EPISODE #8: SLEUTHING WITH
THE ENEMY(27/3/2001)
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EPISODE #9: COYOTE
PIPER(3/4/2001)
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EPISODE #10: WE ALL SCREAM
FOR ICE CREAM(10/4/2001)
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Phoebe: Why couldn't you get a boy-band song stuck in
your head like everyone else?
EPISODE #11: BLINDED BY THE
WHITELIGHTER(17/4/2001)
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Phoebe:
Who's Natile?
Piper: She's a-
Leo: Fellow whitelighter. See I finished your sentence.
Piper: Hmm. That's not what I was gonna say.
Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
Eames: Did I miss all the
fun? No, wait I am the fun.
EPISODE #12: WRESTLING WITH
DEMONS(24/4/2001)
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Phoebe: I hope this doesn't
mean we get our *virginity* back too!
EPISODE #13: BRIDE AND
GLOOM(1/5/2001)
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EPISODE #14: THE GOOD THE
BAD & THE CURSED(15/5/2002)
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EPISODE #15: JUST
HARRIED(22/5/2001)
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EPISODE #16: DEATH TAKES A
HALLIWELL(29/5/2001)
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EPISODE #17: PRE-WITCHED(5/6/2001)
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EPISODE #18: SIN
FRANSISCO(12/6/2001)
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Piper: Oh, no, don't tell
me we got infected with the sin thingy.
EPISODE #19: THE DEMON WHO
CAME IN FOM THE COLD(19/06/2001)
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EPISODE #20: EXIT STRATEGY(26/6/2001)
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EPISODE #21: LOOK WHO'S
BARKING(/7/2001)
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Phoebe:
Oh, she's such a pretty dog.
Piper: What else did you expect?
Leo: A Doberman?
[Prue growls and barks at Leo]
Leo: Easy.
Piper: Oh, honey, watch your orbs.
(Leo orbs out. Prue scratches her head. Piper touches her hair.)
Prue: What are you doing?
Piper: I think you've got fleas.
Prue: You know what? That's so not funny because I think I do.
Piper: I think you do.
Prue: Okay. You have no idea how hard it was being a dog, okay. I mean
peeing outside, eating everything and anything and just smelling.
Piper: Must have been 'ruff'. No pun intended.
Prue: Ha, ha. (Piper giggles.) At least I got to meet a really cute guy.
Piper: You met a guy?
Prue: Mm-hmm.
Piper: As a dog?
Prue: Mm-hmm.
Piper: How?
Prue: Well, he ran me over.
EPISODE #22: ALL HELL
BREAKS LOOSE (date unknown)
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Piper: If you ask me, I
think you're being paranoid. We kicked Shax's ass. We bad.