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EPISODE #1: CHARMED AGAIN PART 1(12/2/2002) Cole: "Honey, what're you doing?" Piper:
Stop it. (Bounty Hunter #3 spins to fire at Phoebe, but Cole
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Phoebe: "I'm... cleaning."
Cole: "You don't clean. You hate cleaning."
Phoebe: "I know... but it's better than falling apart, isn't
it?"
Phoebe: "C'mon, we'd better get some rest. Prue will never forgive
us if we look bad at her funeral."
Phoebe: "We've gotta get the Source."
Paige "The source of what?"
Piper: "All evil."
Grams: [to Cortez] "Well done, you found us out. Now what are you
gonna do - shoot us?"
Cole: "And I thought my family was screwed up."
Piper: "Our destiny is to die."
Piper: "You can tell them we buried their precious Charmed Ones when
we buried our sister."
Paige: "Yeah, right, I think your mother might've abandoned me at
birth, what's for dinner?' I don't think so..."
Paige: "I like an element of danger."
fires an energy ball at the Bounty Hunter, blowing him up in a shower of
firey sparks. Piper lets out an irritated, angry yell.) Stop it!
Stop
it! Stop it!! Damn it! This is Prue's funeral, for God's sake! Can we at
least bury her in peace?! Is that too much to ask?!
(She knocks over a vase of flowers, and Leo recoils. Then she storms out
in angry tears.)
Oracle: "You need to get close to her. Read her
soul. Corrupt it. And she's yours."
Piper: "I think the more important question is how does a
Whitelighter knock someone up?"
Phoebe: "I sort of sent him to-"
Piper: "Timbuktu. It rhymes with 'undo'!"
Paige: "When I said I wanted to find out who I was, I didn't want to
find out I was a freak."
Piper: "No matter what we think or feel, she's our sister. And
sisters protect each other."
Phoebe: "So maybe the Whitelighter in her makes it work
differently?"
Piper: "Half-breed!"
EPISODE #3: HELL
HATH NO FURY(26/2/2002)
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Piper: "Turn left up here, and could you step on the
gas a little?"
Phoebe: "Okay, off the gas off the gas!"
Paige: "I am so lame."
Piper: "This one can incenerate human flesh with his eyes. That must
sting."
Piper: "I'm going to take out those chain smoking bitches if it's
the last thing I do.
Cole: "It might be the last thing you do."
Paige: "Do you think you could shift the gears? My boobs are in the
way."
Phoebe: "Everything's going to be okay, I don't have even a little
idea how everything's going to be okay, you know why? Because nothing is
okay!"
Cole: "Woogy?"
Paige: "Don't ask."
Cole: "Phoebe, I will do almost anything for you, you know that. But
I won't be a coward for you, please don't ask me to be."
Paige: [grunts]
Phoebe: "Honey, what are you doing?"
Paige: "I'm trying to do that orb thingy, I can't seem to get the
hang of it though."
Phoebe: "Heck, I've seen worse. I've been worse."
Piper: "I don't know, he's a miracle worker that husband of
mine."
Paige: "It's my first war wound, I think I'll wear it with
Pride."
EPISODE #4: ENTER THE DEMON(05/3/2002)
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Phoebe: "I should tell you Piper takes her
witchcraft quizzes very seriously. You better be prepared. What’s the
subject?"
Paige: "Potion basics."
Phoebe: "Ew. Well, you gotta start somewhere."
Zen Master: "Yen-Lo, you took everything you’ve learned from here
and used it for your own gain. You brought disgrace upon yourself and our
monastry. Now leave us and never return."
Cole: "Hand to hand combat is too safe. Sword fighting teaches
confidence, intensity. You need to learn how to fight like a demon, Phoebe.
Training must come before everything. Including us. Are you ready?"
Piper: Okay. After mixing your potion, what’s the best method to
preserve unused sea slugs for future use: a) pickle them b) sugar them c) smoke
them d) freeze dry them."
Paige: Well now you see if I had extra sea slugs, I’d let those little
suckers go right on back to the ocean."
Piper: D) Freeze dry them is the correct answer."
Paige: I was going to guess that."
Piper: Why are you guessing at all?"
Paige: To pass."
An-Ling: "Where did you find the strength?"
Piper: "I haven't yet, but I'll let you know when I do."
EPISODE #5: SIZE
MATTERS(12/3/2002)
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Phoebe: "It’s not fair, you shouldn’t have to
carry the financial burden."
Piper: "I will worry about the source of our income if you worry
about the Source of all evil."
Phoebe: "Do you know anything about the house?"
Paige: "Just that this cute guy named Finn lives there. We bumped
into each other at the grocery store, flirted a little, done the 'are these
melons ripe' thing, ok?"
Piper: "Well that sounds like you have the hots, not the
creeps."
Phoebe: "It all started with an interview, where a lady made me feel
this big... and now I really am this big."
Claudia: "How did you do that?"
Phoebe: "The power of three."
Piper: "The power of point 3."
Phoebe: Oh, this sucks!
Leo: "Okay, well what I think will most help is this... " [orbs
out]
Piper: "Look at the waitresses... no, don't look at the waitresses,
they're practically removing their spots!"
Leo: "Can you do that in public?"
Bouncer: "Hold it, you can’t go in there."
Piper: "Excuse me?"
Bouncer: "It’s a VIP area."
Piper: "Oh, you’re assuming because I’m not tall, tattooed, or
big-breasted that I’m not important? That’s a bad assumption see, because I
own this club, which makes me a V-V-V-I-P."
EPISODE #6: A KNIGHT TO REMEMBER(19/3/2002)
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Paige: "I told you I was a weird kid."
Phoebe: "Look at me. I look like a drowned rat!"
Phoebe: "I didn't mean are we ready as Witches. Are we ready as
Sisters?"
Piper: "What's up? How about a kiss for your long lost wife?"
Piper: "What are you like a 'Peeping Angel'?"
Leo: "I didn't see anything!"
Paige: "How should I know?"
Piper: "Because it's your damn fairy tale, and it's alive and frozen
in our kitchen."
Piper: "Paige, the Charmed Ones come first!"
Phoebe: "The Charmed Ones come first?"
Piper: "It always worked when Prue said it."
Paige: "Does this mean I'm evil?"
Piper: "Yeah."
Phoebe: "No."
Piper: "No."
Piper: "All right, Super Witch. Get us out of
here."
EPISODE #7:
BRAIN DRAIN(2/4/2002)
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(Piper knocks over a chair.)
Piper: Damn it! Paige!
Phoebe: You're changing the subject.
Piper: No, I'm ignoring you.
(Paige walks down the stairs holding a washing basket and wearing
earphones. The demon runs in front of her and Cole throws another energy
ball. The demon ducks and Paige orbs out before the energy ball hits
her. The demon gets up and shimmers out. Paige stands there in shock.)
Paige: What the hell happened?
Piper: The freakin' furniture just attacked!
Phoebe: The Source? A-are you sure? How do you know?
Cole: From another chameleon demon. I kinda 'squeezed' it out of him.
Paige: I thought you said I wasn't good enough for your little coven.
Piper: Paige, you are under a spell, you don't know what you're talking
about.
Paige: I tried to be your friend, I even tried to play your stupid
witchy games, but all you could do was complain about me and my stuff
and how we didn't compare to your beloved Prue.
Piper: I've never said that.
Paige: Hmm, you don't have to. It's obvious the way you treat me. You
don't even like me.
Piper: Paige, that's ridiculous, we're sisters.
Piper: Just get me out of these things, we need to reverse this damn
spell. (Phoebe closes her eyes and gasps.) What is it? What did you see?
Phoebe: I saw the back of my eyelids, what do you think I saw?
(Phoebe catches up to them, holding a broom.)
Phoebe: Sorry, had to grab my broom.
Piper: For what?
Phoebe: Well, for flying, silly. (They hear a man yelling from the
attic.) Uh-oh, another innocent to save.
(She hops on the broom and runs upstairs.)
[Cut to Piper's mind. Garden. Phoebe and Paige pop in the scene.]
Phoebe: I think it worked.
Paige: Either that or we're in Mary Poppins' head.
(Leo heals her wound. She looks around and points to Leo.)
Piper: (normal) Are you really my husband?
(He laughs.)
Leo: Yes.
Piper: And that would make you two really my sisters.
Phoebe: Whether you like it or not.
Piper: And so that demon is gone? (Phoebe nods.) Thank god, (she stands
up) because that guy was freaking me out.
Paige: Whattaya say we uh, click our heals and get out of this crazy
joint? Uh, no offense.
Piper: That's okay. (She watches some butterflies fly past.) My life has
always been a little crazy.
Leo: Well, in that case... (He picks her up.) We need to practice a
little.
Piper: Leo! (They orb out.)
EPISODE #8:
BLACK AS COLE(9/4/2002)
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Phoebe: We have to stop meeting like this.
Cole: Marry me.
(Phoebe stops laughing.)
Phoebe: What?
EPISODE #9: A
MUSE TO MY EARS(16/4/2002)
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EPISODE #10: A
PAIGE FROM THE PAST(23/4/2002)
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Paige: "I'm alright, I'm all [sees reflection]
wrong! Oh my God, I am so scrooged!"
Phoebe: "Let me get this right, you want to summon the Ghost of the
Past? From where, the fiction shelf?"
Darryl: [to Piper] "Keep down the creepy talk!"
EPISODE #11:
TRIAL BY MAGIC(30/4/2002)
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Paige: "I pay rent here too, you know."
Piper: "No, you don't."
Paige: "It's a figure of speech."
Piper: "No, it's not."
Paige: "Well... it should be!"
EPISODE #12:
LOST AND BOUND(14/5/2002)
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Paige: "Oh God. Full Frontal Phoebe."
Cole: "She just flashed..."
Paige: "Yeah, I got that."
Cole: "No. no, I mean she just flashed black and white."
Phoebe: "Notice anything different about me?"
[Paige looks at her oddly]
Piper: "Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee."
Leo: "...plus ours will be doubly magical - half Whitelighter. Half
witch."
Paige: "Hey, that's like me! Oh. You might have some trouble."
Leo: "Piper, would you please pass me the milk?"
Piper: "Nope."
Paige: "So this is your office. A desk, a chair, a lamp. What more
do you need?"
Cole: "Uh, oxygen?"
Leo: "Phoebe, are you feeling alright?"
Phoebe: "Peachy keen!"
EPISODE #13:
CHARMED AND DANGEROUS(21/5/2002)
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EPISODE #14: THE
THREE FACES OF PHOEBE(28/5/2002)
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EPISODE #15:
MARRY-GO-ROUND(4/6/2002)
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EPISODE #16: THE
FIFTH HALLIWHEEL(18/6/2002)
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EPISODE #17:
SAVING PRIVATE LEO(25/6/2002)
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EPISODE #18:
BITE ME(9/7/2002)
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EPISODE #19:
WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD(16/7/2002)
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Dark Priest: "A wizard. Well, well. Aren't you
supposed to be extinct?"
Paige: "If it looks like a demon and walks like a demon-"
Piper: "That's ducks, it's not Phoebe's husband."
Phoebe: "I'm pregnant."
Piper: "You're what?"
Paige: "Oh my God. From Cole?"
Phoebe: "What makes you think I'm lying?"
Cole: "Cos everytime you lie I can see your wisdom teeth."
Phoebe: "Screw the Power of Three."
Wizard: "Merlin was an over-rated hack. Tell me he's not the only
wizard you've heard about."
Paige: "Does Harry Potter count?"
EPISODE #20:
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN(?/8/2002)
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EPISODE #21:
WOMB RAIDER(?/8/2002)
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Paige: "He was so quiet I swear I could hear his
stomach digesting."
Phoebe: "How can I go to the doctor when I have a
demonically-challenged baby?"
Paige: "Am I the only one worried about that thing growing
inside of her?"
Piper: "Maybe your baby would rather listen to Ozzie."
Paige: "I heard that!"
Seer: "Capture and contain a Charmed One."
The Tall Man: "A charmed what?"
Darryl: "Phoebe? I-I mean - fire!"
Piper: "You summoned me here just in time to be sacrificed?!"
Paige: "The plan does have a few flaws, admittedly."
EPISODE #22:
WITCH WAY NOW (?/9/2002)
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Angel Of Destiny:
"By the way Piper, "
Piper: "Wha?"
Angel Of Destiny: "You'll see, [looks Piper up and down] soon
enough."
Phoebe: [to Piper] "Omigod! Don't you get it?"
Piper: "Huh?"
Phoebe: [to Paige] "Don't you get it?"
Paige: "No....Oh!"
Phoebe: "She's Pregnant!"
Piper: "Who's Pregnant? I'm Pregnant!"
Phoebe: "Hello little baby!"